Cat Week, Day 2!

Cat Week, Day 2!


– IT’S FINALLY TIME
TO GET TO THE REAL REASON THAT YOU’RE ALL HERE TODAY. IT’S CAT WEEK. [cheers and applause] [triumphant fanfare] – MEOW. [laughter] – NOW, SOME PEOPLE SAY
THAT CAT WEEK IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR ME
TO SHOW A CUTE CAT VIDEO EVERY SINGLE DAY,
AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE. ALL RIGHT. HERE’S ONE RIGHT NOW. HERE’S A CAT,
AND IT’S ON A SOFA. APPEARS TO BE VERY PROTECTIVE
OF THAT ONE AREA. THERE’S ANOTHER CAT
THAT GOES, “MAYBE– “CAN I MAYBE
COME UP HERE WITH YOU? I’M NEW IN THE HOUSE.” [cat hisses]
“NOPE? OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I’M JUST GONNA
GO ON RIGHT BACK DOWN.” [laughs] [cheers and applause] “NEVER MIND.” [chuckles] AH. OF COURSE, CAT WEEK
WOULDN’T BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT OUR OFFICIAL SPONSOR,
LITTER GENIE. [twinkling musical flourish] [flourish repeats] THANK YOU, GENIE. LITTER GENIE HELPS YOU
LOCK LITTER AND ODOR AWAY IN THREE SIMPLE STEPS. [laughter] OKAY. YOU HELD UP FOUR, BUT– IT’S THE ULTIMATE
HASSLE-FREE SOLUTION FOR CONTROLLING LITTER ODORS. AND LITTER GENIE CAT LITTER
IS SO FRESH, GENA LIKES TO RUB IT ON HER AS IF IT WERE PERFUME. BUT YOU SHOULD NEVER,
EVER DO THAT, BECAUSE IT IS VERY BAD FOR YOU. – WHAT’S THAT? – I SAY, “IT’S BAD FOR YOU.” – WHAT’S THAT?
[laughter] – ALL RIGHT. AND THANKS TO LITTER GENIE, YOU’RE ALL GONNA GET
A $150 TARGET GIFT CARD, SO IF YOU WANTED TO BUY
THE LITTER GENIE, YOU CAN. [cheers and applause]

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  1. Who is the lady in the cheetah print? Anyway I LOVE you Ellen. I have been watching u forever and have gotten me threw tough times. Also, how do I order tickets to ur shows????

  2. Just bought the litter genie three days ago and it works! I posted on my Facebook " genius " ! A tip though to get it to drop is to shake genie to make it fall when you open trap. New mommy here of kittens 🙂

  3. So wait. I have a litter genie… They make their own brand of litter? I bet it's way too expensive! It works great with any kind of litter. It's just a airtight container with a really long bag inside that you cut and tie off to make the bottom of the next one.

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