Gavin: Do you want to explain what happened when we traveled together this time, with the fireplace? Burnie: Oh, we got an Airbnb, So, when we showed up, they gave us this big bag–
gift bag filled with candy bars and balloons And it was like, “Sorry the fireplace isn’t working.” Gav and I didn’t even know that there was a fireplace, and we don’t give a shit Then we were like, “OK OK great.” So I was just ate, like, five bars of candy.
Of course Gus, because it was there.
*Gus, Gavin, and Barbara laughing* So the next day, Gavin and I had to go do something and then we went back to the house,
they had sent a repairman to come fix the fireplace. and so when we walked in the manager of the Airbnb was there and was like, “Oh, so sorry, sorry. I was leaving you guys a note that the fireplace is fixed now.” and I was like, ‘I don’t care.’ We still don’t care about this fireplace. I was like, ‘I really don’t care.’ Then, as soon as the guy walked out the door and said goodbye, we walked to the back drawer, turned around and Gavin is at the fireplace, trying to turn the fireplace on. Gavin: I was excited.
Barbara: Might as well, right? Burnie: and so Gavin is doing this thing and I’m like, ‘Read the instruction right there, just read the instructions.’ He’s like, ‘I’m not doing it.’ ‘ I can figure out the fireplace’ so he’s going to do it. so finally after, literally Gus, it was 10 to 15 minutes of him staring at it, clicking, pushing the button, finally, *Puff* it goes, and its like the fireplace is going. Then, he sat to look at the fire, but he has been looking at it now for 10 to 15 minutes He immediately goes, ‘It looks like there is a pair of sunglasses in there, look at that.’
*Barbara laughing* He goes, ‘look is that a pair of sunglasses?’ and I look up and I go,
‘Are there sunglasses in the fireplace?’ and he goes, ‘ I think there are sunglasses in the fireplace, you can see the earpiece.’ and I go, ‘Turn off the fireplace!’ So he turns of the fireplace, sure enough he melted the guy’s sunglasses because he left them in the fireplace so Gavin is so panicked, what do you think Gavin solution is to this? He wants to bury them in the front yard of the Airbnb. I’m like, ‘ How did you come up with that?’ Ok, so you’ve just melted someones sunglasses what do you do? Gus: Maybe if I was feeling nice, I’d write a note that was like ‘Your sunglasses got melted.’
I would not say I melted your sunglasses,
I would say “Your sunglasses got melted.’ Burnie: Signed, ‘The Hollywood Sunglass Murderer.’