‘UG’ – Pet Store (The Electric Company)

‘UG’ – Pet Store (The Electric Company)


[MUSIC PLAYING] CUSTOMER: I’d like
a pet, please. Something small. SHOPKEEPER: How about
a nice bug? CUSTOMER: Ew! I don’t want a bug. Something bigger. SHOPKEEPER: How about this? CUSTOMER: A jug? No, no, I want something I
can really care about. SHOPKEEPER: I’ve got something
everyone cares about. CUSTOMER: A drugstore? What am I supposed to do
with a pet drugstore? SHOPKEEPER: Well, for one thing,
you have to feed it three times a day. CUSTOMER: That’s ridiculous. A bug, a jug, and a drugstore
are not pets. SHOPKEEPER: You guys want
to go for a walk? [BOING] [BOING] [BOING]

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