Weird Things All Dog Owners Do

Weird Things All Dog Owners Do

– Poop, poop for me, poop
for daddy, uugghh poop. Oh god, he peed, he
peed, he must have peed. Oh he peed, he peed, he peed, he peed. Pesto? Pesto, did you pee? (blows) Eat the food so you
don’t eat my food later. Ehh! Ehh! Stop eating grass. Why are you eating grass, are you a cow? See, yummy yummy, mmm– Eww. Look at me, look at me,
look at me (camera click) You’re not looking at me. Oh, where’d you go? (laughs) Yah, oh my god hold, hold (camera click) Pesto, drop it, drop it, drop it Pesto. Sit, sit, sit. Oh my god who’s the
smartest puppy in the world? (snore) Pesto I said 5 minutes. (squeak) (squeak) (squeak) (gibberish)
– Hello, hi. – Good job. Come on, let’s go. Cha cha cha cha cha woo! You chew this, not this. This is really bad, I’m so mad at you. Hey you are not listening to me. Sit– Oww! I’m gonna… Your dog is so cute. – No, your dog is the cutest puppy. Come here. – See you later. – No one’s cuter than you. Raaaah, I gotcha. (singing) Pesto, stop, No don’t eat it, don’t eat it, oh god… Can bacon kill my dog? Oh my god I’m so sorry, sorry, sorry. Milk, cheese, onions, garlic… No pull your leash that way. I knew it you couldn’t eat the bacon. We’re not buying any
more of that shit are we. Magical bath time. Nope, nope, come on come back. Here’ we go– Pesto, Pesto, come back. See see see, trust me it feels good. It’s not a problem at all. (snore) (yawn) Aww Pesto look, look at the puppies. Hmm, maybe I should get another dog? What do you think, Pesto? Do you want a little brother? Do you want a sister? This is some sick form
of revenge, isn’t it? – I don’t really like dogs
I’m more of a cat person. – Cool, umm, I’ll call you. – You don’t have my number.

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  1. My favourite moment with my dog was when she stole my sister's dildo and used it as a chew toy

  2. Sorry for being a smart butt but I'll come on when the dog eat grass it's so when they have a stomach ache make him throw it up grass help it to throw up

  3. Dog eat grass when they have digestion problem or upset tummy. They eat grass vomit and make themselves fine again. By the way I am a veterinarian

  4. My dog is a cow because she is she is chubby cute and has a black spot on her head,tail,back,and also smaller dots around her body and white as a background color( or more of white fur i guess)
    -she can also climb trees
    – me proud to be a mother of my mischievous puppy 😬🙃😋🐄🐶

  5. My dog heard the noise from the squeaky toy and immediately started looking for where I threw his XD

  6. How come this feels like me everytime I come out of school when I'm trying to change their big eye just look at me like (( I know what u did )) and I just dont know how that I feel so guilty what he all doing right now

  7. lol me and my dog can relate to everything except hes too big to go in the shower, we have to use the hose outside

  8. Have u guys ever been hanging out with your dog and talking to her/him in a weird accent and then going to friends and family with the same accent accidentally 😂😂😭

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