WHACK IT DOGGY-STYLE  | Whack the Burglars | 2

WHACK IT DOGGY-STYLE | Whack the Burglars | 2


(Sydney): Wait, the kitchen kills?! (Drea, jauntily singing over Moonlight Sonata, 1st mvt.) I hope these are more gruesome than the last! (continues) I just want to shove some knives in your ass. (good improv, Mistress!) (Bonus points for singing in the correct key, by the way) (grunts) Turn around; bend over! Grab your ankles! (anticipatory cringe) Oh! (surprised) Really?! (Maddie) Oh f###! He’s teasing now! What about the face? Get him in the face! (Kenzie): Ooh! Right in the – (gasp). OH! Oh, you didn’t need that, did you? (slightly creeped) Ew. (disapproving derp noise) Well … probably shouldn’t make breakfast in there. (yup, the bloodstains would be unappetizing) Well, that went well. Good job, sir! It’s not only just him! His dog is just like … (and the 2016 Streamy for “Awkward Pausing” goes to … Maddie from WGP!) staring at like, f###ing nothing. His dog’s f###ed too! It’s olive oil; the oven and the oil. Take this, Olaf! (that name always gets an icy reception. #BADPUNS) (Butch voice) I like that virgin oil in your eye, son! OOH! Freshly toasted faces! (I swear I heard a llama lick his lips just now) (grunts) This is so f###ed! (you don’t say!) Forty-five minutes; is he burnt to a crisp? Uh. (clicks teeth) It’s gonna smell like … God awful flesh in your house, now. You can’t just let him die like Sylvia Plath; you have to eat the face! It’s freshly toasted! Blender – oh God. Is his fingers leaving? “Whack The Burglar” sounds like some wacky fun kid’s game, like “Home Alone” or something. (squeals in fright) (jeez, talk about “Brain Salad Surgery”) (name of an album title, guys) I can get behind it. (muffled) Oh my God. (still muffled) Oh God. OH! Who doesn’t like a good brain slurpie? (correcting herself) Smoothie. Milkshake? (well, there was no milk, and the brain wasn’t frozen first, so I’d say that was a smoothie, Maddie) I am very displeased at the lack of cannibalism, in this game. (Drea, PLEASE see a doctor) He has not eaten a single body part! A diamond?! In the disposal! Oh no; hand down the SINK! (bro gonna get rekt) (disgusted, drawn out groan) (loudly) Never stick your f###ing hands in the (grunts loudly) Oh no! No no no! Keep it – there’s no – there’s not gonna be any trace. Just f###ing flush him down, dude. Just – now you’ve got a f###ing ass in your sink; you don’t want to – you don’t want that. What are you gonna do with like, a butt in your sink? Probably gross things – EW! (necrophilia FTW) CORNEA CORNEA CORNEA! No. (poorly imitates the noises in-game) F### … just kinda squish ’em together. OH YES! Called it! Oh man, you look like a cartoon. (that’s because he IS a cartoon, Sydney) You’re gone, 2D. It’s just not gory enough for me this time around. (The Mistress is hard to please, it seems) And then he just goes and checks the fridge, like nothing happened! It was like when he was in the living room; he just sat down, and just enjoyed the rest of his night, while a bloody corpse lay right in front of him! Does that not bother him?! (evidently not) (sigh) This guy’s f###ed. Oh God. Oh man. (laughs) (gasp) Oh! (muffled) Oh my God! You, sir, are the cutting board. And you think he’s gonna let you leave still? Is he dead? He just lost his fingers. (he might have haemophilia, for all we know) Like, this whole time I just have a gun; surprise, f###er! Do what I say, like, OK. (laughs) Whoa. Frying pan! Oh no. (yet another goofy smile) I think he just really enjoys whacking someone with a frying pan. Can you die from being put in a washer? I guess you could drown. Oh, gross. Yeah, it’s gonna like, all of his s###, just gonna like, deteriorate off of him, right? He’ll never get that out. You won’t. (softly) Oh God; his head came off! Oh; I though he was gonna hit him in the nuts! (so did I) Yeah, make him drink it. Suck it down! (that’s what she said) Ew! Blegh, blegh. Blegh. I mean, it may look like, like whipped cream, but you know … probably tastes quite the opposite. Wow; you use that pan a lot. Hit him on the head; throw him in the basement. How do you like … them apples, bitch! (not very much, by the sounds of it) Now we can keep him as a slave in the basement for 17 years. S###! He’s just locked in. (shocked gasp) Good thinking, friend. What?! Is he like a f###ing zombie?! Is this some “Walking Dead” s###?! (stunned silence) We weakened him for a week and then beat the s### out of him; I can’t even watch? (it was a month, Mistress) What are we doing? I can’t SEE anything! (gives up) You really, like, expanded that for a f###ing month. And now he’s just, like, brutally killing him! He’s still f###ing going! Alright; first we, hit him in the face … (Subzero’s new fatality?) (softly) No. (laughs) (imitates in-game derp noises) Now you have a trophy! A trophy of our kill. (gasp) – Oh! Oh! Oh, he’s still blinking! Oh my God! That’s not how you keep a trophy; he’s already dead. You broke – oh, he’s alive! How is he alive with his head on the floor? He’s blinking!? His head was just … cut off. He was in the f###ing freezer for 48 hours. How the f### was he still alive, and WHY the f### is he still breath – blinking?! Ah, I just … Why do we have to knock him out first? I like to hear him scream. F###ing suck it, Olaf! I’ll just stick your face in some bleach. That looks even worse than the first time. And we’re killing him; and his face is f###ing terrifying. Anybody watch “Gotham”? (not me) That was like a Joker moment, right there. Again, with the fire extinguisher! See, that’s the fire extinguisher, or the … (loading) frying pan. Turn that s### on hot, bitch. Oh f###. Making spray can tea? (SURPRISE!) OH!! (Mama Bear be cringing) Oh, um – That’s not how you use a tea kettle. Aw, look at that. All over it; it’s even on the camera. That is … ugh. Man, he sure likes whacking people with that frying pan, don’t he? And then we … get a cheese grater, a hot iron and a rolling pin. Then we – (shocked gasp) Get his face! Oh my God, he’s cheese grating his face off! (evil cackle) He just needed a little lift right here. Just this little part right here. Just, just this. I’d like to know what it looks like. That’s … really interesting. Oh. Like s###. Alright. Oh, you look gorgeous. Just gorgeous. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the masterpiece. Look at his f###ing eyes, they’re like … Oh, that’s f###ed. That – that’s some f###ed s###. But hey, he’s sparkling now! Good job! Whee!! (Half-sings) Master murderer! Right here. I don’t know if I really like that achievement. Ah ah OOH! (chants) Gimme a medal! (chants) Gimme a medal! (chants) Gimme a medal! I’m a master murderer! ??? Can I put that on my resume? (softly) Uh, probably not a good idea. (sure enough) (reads on-screen message) Please let there be gore. Look, it’s panty-head! Got him! Right on the foot! Go for the nuts, Whiskey! Yeah! That’s a leg. It’s OK; we’ve got that. He’s already down; we got him. You can get him when he’s down. Let’s gnaw that s### off. It’s just a limb; (redneck accent) Don’t worry about it. It’s a flesh wound! Flesh wound! Oh God, I’m sorry I missed that one. I’m paying attention! Get him! Dammit! I’m so excited, that I click too fast! Yeah. Yeah! Right in the panties; get him in the panties! And we’re still not done yet. Oh, f### my life! Come on! Come on; I got this! Oh God, I have to listen to this while I wait to click it properly! Bit by bit, by bit. This is how I like to see them die. (gasp) Ooh! Right in the … (groans) right in the guts. Oh my God! He’s dead! Dog, just leave him alone; he’s f###ing dead! He is broken – my thing was right on the thing. I wanna put my thing on your thing.
(that’s what she said) What the f###, bro?! You let me murder this burglar.
(computer says NO) What the f###?! I had my thing on the thing. (gutturally) Oh my God!! I am clicking them! (computer says NO) How the f### am I missing these?! Ok, I … What the hell!? Alright, alright – No! Let me click – I AM CLICKING THESE!! Right in the – OH! Yeah! Those are MY panties; give them back! Get his brain! Eat his brain! (disgusted) OH! (squeals) (softly) Good dog. (whispers) but I’m so sorry burglar; so sorry! Burglars came to the wrong motherf###ing house. (laughs) (the WGP theme) Need a little more gore, and a little more savageness. OK? I like that you let me eat the burglar, bite bite bite … and the dog, that was kinda fun … more of that. I have learned so many ways to, like … murder my burglars in the future. Don’t break into my house! Don’t do it! (cheerleads) I. Am. The. Cham-pi-on. Of. Killing. The Burglars. Wikka-wikka. Wikk Wikk. (That Fozzie Bear impression was bad, and you should feel bad. #FuturamaJokes) (softly stating the obvious) I don’t know what I’m doing. Hope you guys enjoyed our playthrough of … “Whack A Burglar”. Uh, check out our other s###; we’ve done a ton of “Whack Its”, we’re probably gonna do more. I’m done with this s###. Horrible murders! Let’s be real; they’re kind of awesome. I mean, yeah. God, we gonna love you! You’re the best! Hey; look at that torso! (hypnotising, isn’t it?) I don’t know why that was necessary! (grunts twice) (tired groan) (martial arts sound) (sings horribly) Anybody find me … I was about to say “Oopsie Poopsie”, and then I was like, what the f###. (laughs) Drea; from Watch Girls Play! Whacking burglars!
(good) Whacking herself.
(not so good) Whacking a dog!
(REALLY?!) (what a lovely choice of words to end on)

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  1. I love Drea's evil mind. 😈 Also, I like how Kenzie's reactions go from happy to shock to horror to "fuck yeah!" (Not necessarily in that order lol.) Maddie's reactions are freaking cute af lol. And I feel bad for anyone that wants to break into Sydney's house 😉

  2. iv got the feeling that Maddie is the new Sydney. while Sydney slowly gets use to the gore Maddie is still a new born.

    just be patient Maddie. you will soon realize that this in normal.

    stay awsum WGP 🙂

  3. @1:01 "Did you order original recipe or extra crispy?"

    @1:19 Sylvia Plath reference. Drea must be a poet.

    @2:41 He looks like he turned into something from a Groucho Marx cartoon.

    @4:37 Well, now we know what Drea does to people in the basement… O_o

    @5:07 LOL I love how Kenz' look of horror just turned into a smile. XD

    @6:11 Maddie! MADDIE!…you ask too many questions. :p

    @7:01 JESUS!

    @7:33 Sydney: "Just do this." Margooooooooooooooo…

    I've learned today that a frying pan can also be…a dying pan. AY-YO!

  4. This is the first series I've seen with the new girl with the cute hat, so I dont know ya name yet, sorry!

    This guy is like a legiy serial killer he was also the guy in Whack your neighbor, he and his dog murdered a neighbor for annoying him. He didn't do anything else.

  5. WTF. I thought grandma was making breakfast. What happened with that? Also the Mistress demands more blood and visible violence.

  6. dear Drea the typical dryer can reach temps of 125-150°F. and the dryers hotels use can reach temps of 150-200°F if you stick a person in one yes you can kill them.
    thanks 1000 ways to die.
    is it just me or is Maddie just so cute with her new hairstyle Maddie please keep it like that its so cute

  7. Most normal people would reflect on what they have done, and maybe go into shock, but not me. That guy I just killed made me hungry i think i'll check the fridge for some food.

  8. Hmm, I must say I was most dissapointed. Not by you girls, no you girls were great as always. But I was honestly expecting much more gore here, honestly the first burglar had much more gruesome deaths than this guy. And then the "Savage" mode. Why make a mode where the burglar gets killed nice and slowly but make it so strenuous and complicated to get done?!

  9. Whoever chose Beethoven for the background music really set the mood for all the carnage in this video. Well done you

  10. that man was an idiot by putting his hand on a board and the guy chops the man's hand and knew straight in his head that hurts alot and ended screaming like hell.

  11. i like it how drea is not bothered by the blood and the gore and violence but she's anoyed that he isn't eating the burglar after killing him

  12. And the whacking continues. Thaaat's what she said…

    Frying pan makes for a good weapon, well… I already knew that, but the more you know, I guess? Some of the deaths were "meh", the basement kill was rather underwhelming. And it's okay Maddie, video games generally don't follow logic.

  13. hey, i found this channel not too long ago, but i got a game that could be fun to watch some of you play!
    The game is called "Emily Wants To Play"
    Its about a bit more than 5 dollars i think (dont know about dollars since im located right next to the UK, so steam for me goes to Euros)

  14. ..I demand disembowelment on at least one kill, preferably with you being able to model the organs and maybe even glue them together..

    EDIT: And i mean Utter Disembowelment, ALL Organs and insides must be removed, leaving the body naught but empty skin.

    EDIT 2: And yes, Drea, you should also be able to combust the organs for quite a crimson display of gorey proportions.

  15. And that's what happens when you break in to a mad house where a mad man lives with his mad grandma, mad cat and mad dog…

  16. Hey cuties get the burglers and feed the dick to the dog good boy lol hey ladies I got the card you sent me today thanks so much it made my day I love you all I'm your biggest fan and I will always be here for you my friends xoxo:)

  17. Drea and Kinzie were so upset that there werent as much lovely gore. And new girl who's name escapes me..random murdery crap…(>'.')> you are welcome into the home of the Pool of Dead

  18. you guys should really play the visitor and possibly the visitor two. It's a really fun game and it's perfect for drea because it's really gory.

  19. When the burglar got his head in a blender, instead of calling it a smoothie, slurpee or a milkshake. I would call it, human koolaid.

  20. I've come up with a drinking game. Take a shot whenever Maddie swears. She had a bit of a mouth on in this episode, or is that just me? (I don't mind, but, just compared to other episodes she's been in at least)

  21. He was still blinking because even though he was in the ice for 48 hours his nervous system wasnt shut down but his blood was frozen which allowed him to still blink.

  22. 6:45 I watched the pilot of the show, because an old high school friend of mine was starring in it. I found out about this when he posted on Facebook "I get to kill Bruce Wayne's parents".

  23. 3:33 it'd be such a shame if I lost my fingers even on one hand. If that were to happen I would also have to quit playing guitar.

  24. 7:58 MEs would not want to get rid of this when they take it to the morgue. Or they'd at least want to take a photo of the body. "Visual Abstract Art" by the morgue's MEs.

  25. Use lemons some vinger and basic cleaning supplies to get red of the blood stains don't ask how I K owing let's just say I had delt with home interiors before and they may had got shot in the leg sence anything below the waist Isnt murder

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